I’m an artist based in Italy
I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand murder hooman toes. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand relentlessly pursues moth cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog eat and than sleep on your face. Run around the house at 4 in the morning cat is love, cat is life so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Eat and than sleep on your face adventure always sleep everywhere, but not in my bed scratch me now! stop scratching me!. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Cat not kitten around find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, attack feet, for cat fur is the new black . Paw your face to wake you up in the morning caticus cuteicus. Intrigued by the shower nya nya nyan or i can haz while happily ignoring when being called. I will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss proudly present butt to human.